One guy is staying in the lavatory to tease his cock when another enters the cloak room and sees all that messy action. Two gays in one room…
When Irish Eyes Are Smiling Ch. 05
*Joel*
You just want to play with my suspenders he mockingly accused.
Not just Muffinman I parried grabbing his suspenders and pulling him up to me. Tipping my head to the side I let my lips brush his as I whispered My plans also include riding you into the sunset. My hands slid up and down his suspenders I felt his nipples stand up through his pretty green linen shirt as the backs of my fingers brushed over them.
He shivered and tried to pull away. Glancing around us at the other people he said We shouldn tвЂâ€
Hell if I had my way I interrupted his objection We d say fuck the cake and I d drag you into the walk-in so I could have my wicked way with you. I drew him back into my chest for a sensual lingering kiss. He barely resisted once my tongue slipped past his lips.
Someone noticed and applauded. I reluctantly left Dev s soft mouth. He looked dazed. But someone I finished Would come looking for us since I m expected to be in those family pictures so we d better be good huh?
Uh-huh he agreed vaguely while staring at my mouth and smoothing his palms up my shirtfront to my shoulders. Wrapping his arms around my neck he caught my mouth for another kiss soft and undemanding but expressive of desire. I hoped it meant that he was going to be comfortable with my family even though they d not been welcoming to him initially. I also hoped that if they saw us acting like lovers instead of friends they d be more accepting of him.
More folks started whistling banging mugs on the picnic tables and catcalling Way to go Joel! and Get a room why don cha? which only served to fuel Dev s exhibitionistic nature. I knew the kiss was getting too hot when he broke away for a gulp of air but he dove right back in for more. He was just too sweet to resist. His fingers wove their way into my hair massaging my scalp as I caressed his strong back teasing his spine.
Beside us Gabe loudly cleared his throat. Devlin nearly jumped from me. Flushed and breathing a little raggedly he shoved his hands into his trouser pockets in an attempt to hide his partial arousal. With those sexy suspenders and his sheepish grin he looked like nothing so much as a grown-up Tom Sawyer caught trying to reach under Becky Thatcher s skirts.
C mon loverboys Pop s waiting to cut the cake.
A resounding Aww! issued from the folk at the picnic tables it was mainly the ladies who were disappointed. It was just getting good! they complained.
Gabe gave Dev and me a sour look that told me he wasn t amused by us making a spectacle of ourselves at Pop s party. He may have shown me my first porn flick but Gabe was a bit of a stick-in-the-mud about public sexuality any sexuality.
We re coming I said looping my arm around Dev s waist and drawing him towards the door. Gabe mowed a path to the table that held the cake. Massimo had outdone himself. The frosting on the sides had been expertly woven so the cake resembled a basket filled with candied flowers and ripe summer berries. It was almost a shame to slice into it.
Most of the party guests had courteously moved back from the area giving Katie space to set up and take family photos. She captured a few images of my younger nieces Bethany and Ariel and little nephew Conner ogling the cake. Then her husband handed her another camera and she went to work on pictures of Pop and Rosie in loving poses.
I shook my head. No one would ve ever suspected that Pop and his older daughter had once screamed at each other like banshees over the running of this pub. That d been back when Pop was sure Rosie couldn t know what she was talking about being a girl and all.
Good Lord what have you two been up to? Mam demanded stepping our way. Never mind I m sure I can figure it out myself considering you look as if you just climbed out of the back seat after a drive-in movie.
She turned her basilisk stare on Dev. You could ve kept your hands away from his head knowing we had a picture coming up she said pulling my comb out of my back pocket and running it through my mussed hair. Although he does have lovely hair so I suppose I can understand.
Well you know how it is Mam Dev can t seem to keep his hands off me I began.
What? It was you who Devlin protested only to be interrupted by John s sixteen-year-old twin boys and Rosie s seventeen-year-old son.
Good afternoon sir Liam said and along with the other two smoothly encircled my date. We couldn t help overhearing. Sounds like you might need something special for tonight…
God on high I thought to myself. What are they into now?
We have a very comprehensive stock Brendan Liam s younger twin added.
And if you want something we don t have rest assured that it can be procured without trouble Erin oldest of the grandsons and Pop s namesake finished off.
This was sounding worse by the minute. I thought of intervening but Mam was still fussing with my hair.
Take a look Liam pulled one side of his leather jacket open. I almost expected to see fake Rolexes dangling from the inner lining Need glow-in-the-dark rubbers? We ve got em in five colors. He held up his free hand fingers splayed as if he wanted to be certain Dev understood how many the quoted number signified.
If you want flavored condoms we ve got the whole fruit rainbow Brendan continued briefly flashing colorful packets.
We ve got ones that heat up with friction ribbed ones smooth ones ones with built in ticklers ones that play holiday music…you know for those…special occasions… Erin recited wriggling his brows at Devlin.
I desperately wished that I were invisible right then for a two-fold reason. One: so I couldn t be seen in such an embarrassing moment and two: if no one actually saw me do it then I couldn t be convicted of murdering my nephews.
Hell we ve even got ones that vibrate Liam picked up the litany smoothly flashing another wrapper for Dev to see. And if you need a special size we can accommodate that too. We carry a line that has any size you could possibly need from petite to jumbo.
Devlin s eyes bugged when Erin flashed that last one at him. I decided on second thought that if I could truly get a jury of my peers there was no way they d convict me even if the DA was present when I cut their throats.
Not to mention the one that s pitch black Brendan piped in. It makes your boner look like it s been dipped in shinny black latex he grinned holding it so the motto was visible. Never let them see you cumming it read.
Dev looked simultaneously appalled and oddly intrigued. I tried to get around Mam to shut them up but she blocked me. Be still sweetling. If he can take what them boys er handing out then he can take anything this family can throw at him she said for my ears only. Now s the time for both of you to find out if he can. I d hoped to avoid this sort of trial by fire but I could see now that it was inevitable.
Erin continued smooth as a used car salesman. Of course if you happen to be allergic to latex that s not a problem either. We ve got a couple of lines that specialize in latex-free love gloves. We can get those colored and flavored too by the way though we don t have any on us.
Speaking of which Liam s voice slipped in where Erin s had left off maybe you have sensitive skin or something and need hypo-allergenic lube? We have access to stuff that s way better than that crap you get in a pharmacy. We could get some that s flavored or that heats up. Anything you want man.
Having groomed me to within an inch of my life Mam finally stepped in.
That ll be quite enough of that younglings. She grabbed the twins by the scruff of their necks and steered them toward John busy talking with Matthew and oblivious as always. You ll not be told again that you can t sell things you re not old enough to buy. Go stand next to your father before I see to it your clackers never drop. They took their appointed places grumbling as they did.
Devlin s head had been ticking back and fourth between the three as they spoke now he settled on the only one left Erin who said Give us a call…remember anything at all. With a conspiratorial wink he produced a business card seemingly out of thin air slick as a card sharp. Devlin took the card reflexively just as Mam hauled the boy away but Erin managed to get in one last offer: Oh and if you ever want someone to guard the walk-in door for you I m your man.
Shut yer cake holes the lot of ye. If ye set him to stampeding ye ll have to answer to yer uncle not me Pop said with a gleam of amusement in his eyes.
I won t tease him Granda promised Molly John s eighteen-year-old daughter the oldest of my nieces and nephews. I could tell she was lying by the way she was sidling up to Dev. I think he s cute.
You think he s cute cause he looks like a grown up version of that kid who played Tom Sawyer in that stupid movie Team of Badass Fictional Dudes Gabe cut in echoing my thoughts of a few moments before.
It s The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and no he doesn t she retorted planting her fists on her hips and giving Gabe the evil eye. She looked so much like Mam in that moment it was eerie.
Sure he does. Look Gabe snatched my hat up off the rack where I d set it and plopped it on Devlin s head. See? Looks just like him only old enough to shave.
